I Don't Rise & Shine I Caffeinate and Hope for the Best Funny Chicken Mug | Farm Gift

🐓 Rise and shine is a hard no. Meet the mug that gets it. Featuring a magnificently bedraggled rooster with the most relatable morning energy imaginable and the brutally honest motto — "I don't rise & shine, I caffeinate and hope for the best." Because some of us weren't built for cheerful mornings. We were built for coffee, survival, and cautious optimism.

✔ Perfect for:

• Chicken lovers & backyard flock keepers
• Anyone who needs coffee before they're human
• Birthdays, Christmas & Mother's Day gifts
• The farmer who's up at 5am but not happy about it
• Every non-morning person who's just doing their best

✔ Mug details:

• White glossy ceramic finish
• Available in 11oz, 15oz & 20oz
• Microwave & dishwasher safe
• Vibrant, fade-resistant print
• Sturdy C-handle for a comfortable grip

From Shadowmere Farm — for the mornings when hope and caffeine are all you've got.